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The Gray Panthers are a group of Seniors from National Golf Club in Pinehurst, North Carolina. The Panthers have evolved from a small band of week day golfers into a very active and vibrant organization of over 30 and growing.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

You know it's too cold to Golf when....

  1. Every tee time is available
  2. You try to spit on your clubface to clean it, and it freezes in midair
  3. The starter's name tag says "Burl Ives"
  4. You call the pro for a tee time, and he answers from Barbados
  5. You develop the yips from shivering
  6. Your Eskimo friend cancels, saying he forgot a dentist's appointment
  7. You can putt out of a water hazard
  8. Instead of carts, the course uses dog sleds
  9. The cart girl pulls up on a snowmobile
  10. You open the door to the starter's shack, and he's in there ice fishing
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